Calling ALL frustrated noobs... easily roll a J.

Need help, or have you perfected a revolutionary technique & wanna share it?

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Calling ALL frustrated noobs... easily roll a J.

Post by Weedguru_Falkon »

ok. I got frustrated a lil bit ago tryin to roll a joint to smoke tonight. Well, in my frustration, i found an easy way to roll a near perfect joint. If i can get a digi camera anytime soon, ill post pics.
1. Get a paper.
2. Get a round pencil (not one of those 6 or 8 sided ones or whatever)
3. Take your paper and wrap it around the pencil, and glue it together on the pencil.
4. Make a roach (you can use cardboard or cardstock... magazine covers work...) roll it up to about the right size, and put it on the tip of the pencil.
5. Slide the paper off the pencil while you fit the roach to it.
6. Take your now shaped joint and hold it by the roach and load er up.

If that makes sense, then im glad i could hlep. Ill try to get some pics here shortly...
EDIT: alright. here are some pics... they all look shitty and out of focus for some reason, but... i cant easily change that at the moment... and i havent even had a smoke tonight, so thats my first priority after this 8)

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^^^for some reason that pic is huge on here.... the rest should be fine.
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Ikku wrote:I personally don't find it to taste plasticy, I think it tastes good. Like fractally flowery hyperspace.
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Post by 4*20 »

how about take skin - place weed in the middle - put the ends together - roll the stuff so it forms a tight cynlindar shape- put one of the sides under the under - lick , stick, wet then light. first ones are always in bad shape but you'll save about half an hour of wasted time.
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Post by digican »

just rollin it up tight and uniform worx for me
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Post by Satanus0 »

i dont know what problems you have rolling joints but it could be paper thickness, if you try using some thicker joint papers it might help you then you can go down to thin
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Post by AbbyRoad »

i really suck at rolling joints but on my 18th b day some one gave me these really wide papers (big yellow and banana flavoured). i guess youd roll a fattie with them. but i rollled a nice gram joint and it was perfect. best joint ever. so'd i suggest that shitty joint rollers use big papers.
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Post by Weedguru_Falkon »

hmm.. alright. ill try that... not sure when ima get some more papers though... ive recently made a homemade bong (pictures later) out of a 20 ounce root beer bottle, a Bic pen tube, and a cake decorating tip.... the decorating tip is my bowl, and i can fit a shit load of weed in it.... its a nice piece of work ^.^
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Post by Satanus0 »

lol i have finally evolved from homemade water pipes after i got a job. me and a mate of mine payed for a nice hookah from a deli, heres a pic
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payed $30 for it i payed 20 and my buddy paid ten but then gave me ten back so i pretty much payed 10 and him 20$ :lol: but the thing hits great once you get it started. i wanna get some special coal meant for hookahs so it burns easier cause me n my mate had a couple friends over his house and it wouldnt hit but after they left it was hitting like a beast..:lol: they missed out
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Post by AbbyRoad »

thats a really hot hookah you got there.
and it sounds like you guys got it for a pretty reasonable price too.
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8)
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Post by Satanus0 »

we named it..its such a wonderful piece..its like our God :lol: its crazy how attatched we have gotten to it
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Post by PuffPuffGive »

Wow getting a nice hookah for 30$ is almost unbeilevable....
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Post by Anti-FlagPUNK »

i concurr

thats a sick hookah though

ahaha, this thread has been oficially hijacked:P
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Post by Jim777 »

lol i used to do that shit 3 years ago, then i went tomy friend house i showed all my pencil rolled spliff ppl laughed, since this day i roll my joints with my hands, first few times can be a pain in the ass but when u get used to it u never or barelly ever miss one after 2 attempts...
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Post by stoned_alone »

You get hookahs for under 10usd in bombay, coal for one usd and pipes for around 2-3usd. Plus the dope sellers are right around the corner :)
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they look the same lol, those were three of mah joints after rolling 2 ounces... took for fucken ever.. all with filters.... ug... but that first week of summer waz crazy
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