When u high do not even try this!

WeEd_GuRu · Post by **WeEd_GuRu** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:08 am

when u high theres some things not to do
1. dont argue with anyone(you'll just forgot wtf ur talkin about)
2. if u get burnt for doin dope dont try to act not high
3. dont do any runnin activities
4. if ur parents tell u to do housework make sure they dont see you
5. dont leave anything around ur house
6. dont try to hide ur eyes!

well thats all i can think of now (im stoned)

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Loaf_Smoke · Post by **Loaf_Smoke** » Mon May 26, 2003 2:28 am

Oh man that reminds me did you get pinched for that half a pop bottle? or did you mom just think "WTF!" and through it away?

WeEd_GuRu · Post by **WeEd_GuRu** » Thu May 29, 2003 1:47 am

no i dint LOAF u sob jus bout got me pinched... me and kevin thro it out

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mockingbird · Post by **mockingbird** » Sun Jun 01, 2003 9:32 pm

Another thing not to do is write essays
I did it once and i was talking about one thing and in the middle of a sentence started writing about something completly different And the worst part is I turned it in
Don't do projects either you'll forget where you put things

GirlSetsFire · Post by **GirlSetsFire** » Mon Jun 02, 2003 2:12 am

i don't know about the essays thing. i had to write the first 30 pages of a movie for my screenwriting class and i was stoned pretty much every time i sat down to write. it turned out really great and i got an A. i also wrote pretty much every paper for this semester at the last minute and under the influence, those went well too and they were always really funny.

i would always get blitzed before math class and i'd ace the tests. the two times i went to class sober to take tests i got an F and a D.

it would appear that weed makes me smarter.

endo_spark · Post by **endo_spark** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 2:08 am

chuckels wrote:Another thing not to do is write essays
I did it once and i was talking about one thing and in the middle of a sentence started writing about something completly different And the worst part is I turned it in
Don't do projects either you'll forget where you put things

Thats not always the case once I did my girlfriends report on animal cloning ethics and shit and it had to be like 10 pages long. It was worth 200 points and she got a 192 and I did it all in like 2 hours, high off my ass

I seem to do better in school projects when im stoned, it expands my brain a little...

I also seem to do better in tests and everything when im high and when im not i do allright sometimes i fail

like he said in the movie How High...study high, take the test high, get high scores

Mocktar21 · Post by **Mocktar21** » Sat Jun 14, 2003 5:12 am

heheh running activities I do that and fall and scrape up my arms and get laughed at as my friends run into shit

zoner_stoner · Post by **zoner_stoner** » Sat Jul 12, 2003 3:02 am

WeEd_GuRu wrote:when u high theres some things not to do
1. dont argue with anyone(you'll just forgot wtf ur talkin about)
2. if u get burnt for doin dope dont try to act not high
3. dont do any runnin activities
4. if ur parents tell u to do housework make sure they dont see you
5. dont leave anything around ur house
6. dont try to hide ur eyes!

well thats all i can think of now (im stoned)

_________________
-=KeAp ToKeN=-

about that hiding ur eyes bit...never try it lol..here's what happened to me..i was at my friends house and we had just smoked on the way back from seeing a movie...when we got inside we got some serious munchies so he asked his mom to cook..she did and we had some crazy ass big meal...here's the eye part...his dad handed me the plate of food and i was trying to hide my eyes AND alter my voice to sound normal but all that came out was a grumble and somehow managed to get out something that sounded like this...

*Mer-cr-sii*

AND about the eye business...i had my head down and was DELIBERATLY hiding my eyes..not good

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sat Jul 12, 2003 3:17 am

You're french?

zoner_stoner · Post by **zoner_stoner** » Sat Jul 12, 2003 10:50 pm

no but my friend is

Post by **Weedguru Higher** » Sun Jul 13, 2003 1:52 am

I see......what part of Quebec are you from?

Kegan · Post by **Kegan** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:11 pm

WeEd_GuRu wrote:when u high theres some things not to do
1. dont argue with anyone(you'll just forgot wtf ur talkin about)
2. if u get burnt for doin dope dont try to act not high
3. dont do any runnin activities
4. if ur parents tell u to do housework make sure they dont see you
5. dont leave anything around ur house
6. dont try to hide ur eyes!

well thats all i can think of now (im stoned)

_________________
-=KeAp ToKeN=-

i've learned my lesson on #4. I remember one time i was washing the dishes while my dad was outside doing something in the backyard. while i was washing the dishes i was singing and dancing and it turns out my dad was watching me thru the window for like 15 minutes.

asherz · Post by **asherz** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 12:37 am

lol...i always sing and dance when i get high...thats why i stay in the basement where i belong

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 3:47 am

7. Never, ever eat ANYthing while watching a woman trying to gag down spinal cord and raw spleen. (FearFactor - sick American reality tv show).

asherz · Post by **asherz** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 10:23 pm

Caro wrote:7. Never, ever eat ANYthing while watching a woman trying to gag down spinal cord and raw spleen. (FearFactor - sick American reality tv show).

oh god...i couldn't do it. my stomach couldn't handle that at all.

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