Weed substitutes?

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:24 pm

1. Dimebag was an awesome guitarist (R.I.P.)
2. Please shrink your avatar so it doesn't stretch the forums
3. Like everyone has said, there is no substitute for weed. If you can't find any, you aren't looking hard enough.

sanityforsale · Post by **sanityforsale** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:24 pm

1. Yup, Pantera rock!
2. Will do, my bad...
3. I'ma look harder, like half an hour ago my mate said his friend could get him some tommorrow

Time to make a lung.

And to whoever said about relatives smoking, my sister does occasionally, but she wouldn't get any for me, so meh.

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:42 pm

quote from anarchists cookbook, i cant vouch for any of these, as i have never bothered trying, but if i was bored i might make one n givit to a mate, haha

Bananas:
1. Obtain 15 pounds of ripe yellow bananas
2. Peel all and eat the fruit. Save the peelings
3. Scrape all the insides of the peels with a sharp knife.
4. Put all the scraped material in a large pot and add water.
5. Boil 3 or 4 hours until it has attained a solid paste considtency.
6. Spread paste onto cookie sheets and dry in ofen for about 20
minutes. This will result in fine black powder. Usually one will
feel the effects after smoking three to four cigarettes.

Cough syrup:
mix robitussion a-c with an equal amount of ginger ale and drink. The
effect are sedation and euphoria. Never underestimate the effects of
any drug! You can od on cough syrup!

Toads:
1. Collect five to ten toads, frogs will not work. The best kind are
tree toads.
2. Kill them as painlessly as possible, and skin immediately.
3. Allow the skins to dry in a refrigerator four four to five days, or
until the skins are brittle.
4. Now crush the skins into powder and smoke. Due to its bad taste you
can mix it with a more fragrent smoking medium.

Nutmeg:
1. Take several whole nutmegs and grind them up in an old grinder.
2. After the nutmegs are ground. Place in a mortar and pulverize with
a pestle.
3. The usual dosage is about 10 or 15 grams. A larger dose may
produce excessive thirst,anxiety,and rapid hart beat, but
hallucinations are rare.

Peanuts:
1. Take 1 pound of raw peanuts (not roasted)
2. Shell them, saving the skins and discarding the shells.
3. Eat the nuts.
4. Grind up the skins and smoke them.

as i sed, i wudnt bother, but if ur looking for summmat cos u cant get weed, mayb one of these is worth a try?

219 · Post by **219** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:23 pm

Toads work and you don't even have to kill them. Cough syrup works, too, but again, it's nothing like weed. Nutmeg gives you a good stoned feeling, but it's the hardest thing to eat raw and it makes you feel like shit afterwards.

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:53 pm

Don't some toads give you an incredibly trippy feeling?...i wish it was like on Family guy when they spilled cocaine on toads and they started licking them and they all get addicted to toad.

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:06 am

219 wrote:Toads work and you don't even have to kill them. Cough syrup works, too, but again, it's nothing like weed. Nutmeg gives you a good stoned feeling, but it's the hardest thing to eat raw and it makes you feel like shit afterwards.

are u suggesting skining the toads alive?!
i'm sorry but i wud rather kill em quick than skin em alive, thats just not nice

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:12 am

sanityforsale wrote: 2. Will do, my bad...

It's still stretching out the screen.

m3tal · Post by **m3tal** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:18 am

No the Toads thing makes DMT. A reaallly powerful short acting psychadelic..

I dont even think it comes from toads. I think it comes from mostly central american plants and frogs, not toads.

For cough syrup, make sure it contains ONLY dextromethorphan. If it has other stuff, you could overdose.

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:45 am

The Psychedelic Toad of the Sonoran Desert

it was on erowid. It gives a short psychedelic sensation to you. You have to get the venom out of it.

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:47 am

i think the toad u guys are talking about, n the toads i mentioned are two different types? i mean there are no venomous toads in britain (that i kno off) and i heard of some people doing this to try, i have heard of the psychedelic toads, but theres none here, unless u goto a zoo? lol

m3tal · Post by **m3tal** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:29 am

The crap that is in the venom is DMT. Only special FROGS have enough of it, and there isn't just one variety. Also some plants have it. Read more about it on erowid.

219 · Post by **219** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:39 pm

m3tal wrote:The crap that is in the venom is DMT. Only special FROGS have enough of it, and there isn't just one variety. Also some plants have it. Read more about it on erowid.

Toads have tripping effects too.

http://www.erowid.org/animals/toads/toads_media3.shtml

Right off Erowid, rofl.

sanityforsale · Post by **sanityforsale** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:03 pm

Sucess!!!!
My friend got some yay
We are now baked as we type

Hoorayz!=]

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:17 pm

Good job, man!!

Now please shrink your Dimebag picture. If you don't know how, ask us and we'll teach ya. It really is quite annoying (the stretching, not the picture itself).

What did you guys do when after you smoked up?

hubcap · Post by **hubcap** » Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:43 pm

Alcohol is always good in times of no weed. Not a substitute but just as good and easier to aquire.

www.weedguru.com

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