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how too get weed out of your system?

Post by 2~Sexy~Potheads »

I have a piss test comming up and i need some kind of drug that will get it out of my system fast!!!
:? I no about water and vinger and pickle juice but i need it out faster then that!!!
So if you no anything or have any advice for me besides not smoken a month B4 my test then write me!!!
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Consume plenty of fruits, vegetables, watery fruits (watermelon), plenty of water by it's self, and plenty of vitamins and you should be ok, other than that i wouldnt know. :roll:
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just uh, make sure its a piss test, and not a hair follical test, cuz it can stay in your system up to 6 months that way. which sux, cuz my parents have pulled taht on on me, and i wasn't expecting that one at all. so be careful!
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Try looking in your local organic shops or something similar to that for a drink that is called "The Stuff". It comes in 3 flavors and resembles coolaid in taste. The cost here in Ga.Usa, is 23 dollars and some odd change for 1 16 oz bottle. If you do exactly what the directions say to do you should pass the urine test. There are also other products sold to "mask' the MaryJane in your system but there isn't anything that I know of that will eliminate it.
I can vouch for "The Stuff' personaly because my son had to drink it before his piss test and he passed! :D
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Take vitamins and drink hella water and you should be fine :P
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ok, i dunno if u ppl are familiar with herbs and such but get some golden seal and dry out the roots and then boil them it makes like this yellow tea drink lots of it. I should get it out of ur system. however it tastes like shit. but if it works then its worth it
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My friend got caught with a pipe by his mom and tested him about a month later to see if he was still on it, and when he was there the doctor said if you do a urine test it only lasts in ur system for like 2-4 days blood is like a month and yea hair tests last along time. and at most shops that you buy pipes at and shit they usually have detox to sell, u just drink it like 6 hours(depending on the brand) before ur test and just drink as much water as u can and piss as much times as u can and it clears ur system for like 12-24 hours(again depending on brand)
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find niacin i dont know where to get it but if you take it it works my friends cousin does it all the time because his works give hims tests alot but one side effect is i burns it out of your system i guess because you get like a fever and turn all red and hot and almost likea sunburn but just for a day and you sweat alot but it works wonders that could have just been him though the best quick fix would be niacin and a shit load of water to keep you cool i don think he drank any wow that was long wow
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just go to ur local gnc store or any gnc for and tell them you need to get clean, as long as its not some old person or sumthen, cause they prob. wouldnt tell you, but they sell a few things that can get you clean, ones like 50 bucks that guarentess you to be clean, and the rest are cheaper but not guarenteed. if its a hairtest tho, ur screwed, my sugestion is to shave all ur hare off and be like o i lost a bet and forgot i had a drugtest. if its at work or some shit then they wont test ur hair, they can't cause i mean, how many even everyday people under the age of like 25 go a full 6 months without weed?
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loopylady wrote:Try looking in your local organic shops or something similar to that for a drink that is called "The Stuff". It comes in 3 flavors and resembles coolaid in taste. The cost here in Ga.Usa, is 23 dollars and some odd change for 1 16 oz bottle. If you do exactly what the directions say to do you should pass the urine test. There are also other products sold to "mask' the MaryJane in your system but there isn't anything that I know of that will eliminate it.
I can vouch for "The Stuff' personaly because my son had to drink it before his piss test and he passed! :D
damm ur a dad and u had to test ur son?????????ahhhhhh i dun gets it....lol
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

I had a piss test when i got caught with weed on school premesis. I didn't do anything, just pissed in a container and gave it to them. They confirmed that i was using a drug and i said "so fuckin' what?" They didn't do shit apart from suspend me for 6 days, which was bliss, coz all i did was sit around and got stoned.
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Post by man_im_trippin »

okthis is some good shit so read up there are many ways to detox my personal favorite is vitamin B yes you can buy it your local store well most of them and of course the nasty vinagar and water wich is the fastest believe it or not dude i took a piss test with a veery small buzz and passed it because i did vinagar and water like 30.min. befor and you can but umm...fuck i ferget but it makes you all red and it burns but its good its not legal i dont think also you can get water pills wich arent so fast but still pretty good :wink:
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not trying to sound gay but, masterbaiting *if your a guy* works reallyreally good, no kidding either.
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