dear guru council

[Lemo]

i do fancy a bit of a smoke but my stuff is upstairs,and i cant be arsed moving

plus im not very good at skinning up anyway

what do you suggest?

[weedguru_animal]

The obvious thing to do would be to wait for someone to ome home so they can fetch your stash for you. Nex tstep is get them to get you a coffee to wake you up so you can study our rolling guide. this should see you through your hour of need.Good luck, be strong my disciple.

[sir toke-alot]

if you find rolling by hand to difficult try a rolling mat, they also allow to make the 2 skin or the 3 skin (the king of joints).

[Lemo]

cheers!
ive been wanting to get a rolling mat for a while

[Legend_tru]

just find yourself a woman that can roll thus meaning you dont have to get up and get your gear and she'll roll it 4 u for real!

[Guest]

Tru fine words of wisdom as just after you smoke that joint get down to some real daddy lovin (but not too long after that spliff or its a chinesse and sleep)

Rolling matts - dont be ashamed they are there for us...

Daddy love to all (to the males a brothely love)

[Daddy]

Damn weed guru...
That was the daddy if you couldent tell

[Born of Fire]

Damn weed guru...
That was the daddy if you couldent tell

you have a unique style in your posts, Daddy, I'm sure everyone could recognise you

[I3luntoLoGisT]

if you like to be different u can get a joint ruller which makes a coin and u can drop the bridge in and u have a perfect joint. It also comes on a little key chain. = )