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One day, four stoners were walking down the street....
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when suddenly, a bastard virus giving hacking prick walked up to them, so they beat the shit outta him and then smoked some cones.....

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when all of a sudden they saw 4 joints
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the first joint smelled awful
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So they sold that biatch to a wanna be for 15 dollars.
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the last three joints were white widow
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so they smoked them...



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they were having a good old time when all of a sudden they heard a loud nock at the door.
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*gasp* it was a jehovas witness! oh nooooo! so they...
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egg them and pour the bong water on them then they...
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Offered them a hit...to which they declined due to...
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The fact that it was agaist they're religion. So the stoners slam the door and head out back where they find...
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a community garden...where the proceed to steal somebody's vegetables coz they got the munchies! They had a good laugh and then...
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They met a clan of aliens! One of the aliens said...
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..."soo you guys got enough bud for us, or we gonna have to insert some anal probes".... stoner one replied saying...
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