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"whoa duuudddeeee" while eating his weed. the second stoner said....
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"Of corse we do! My armpit magically grows pot!" He lifts up his arm to reveal a big bush of weed. the aliens say....
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you fuckin` weirdos, share....
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the weed with us, we got a new bong, then they....
ei ei ei ei ohh, up the football league we go!
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Hit up the "anti" gravity bong...
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which had to be smoked in a special chamber on the spaceship, so before they new it the stoners were in deep space, completely subject to the destination and the whims of the aliens...
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who were totally smashed and flew the ship into...
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..Jesus, who made them all say sorry in 7 differant languages right after they..
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[size=109]I get high cuz fuck it whats better to do and ima [u]Never[/u] give a fuck cuz im better then you.[/size]
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an asteroid belt. The ships' captain was named Schleppy, and he was having a hell of a time...
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keeping his eyes open because he had smoked...
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the shit from his home planet, which is 97% pure THC...then SUDDENLY
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out of nowhere, aanother ship appeared, which was called...
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The Santa Plastica Magnanima, and once they were safely through the asteroid belt, (Good steering, Schleppy!) the new ship requested connection....
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to the intergalactic space hookah which allowed entire ships to flood with weed smoke
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and then he said, "THESE FUCKING ONE LINE SENTENCE STORIES ARE GAY."

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