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the aliens replied "ha we are form the planet of KRONIC the whole planet is covered with forrests of marijuana and all we do is smoke out of our...
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60,000 person hooka which is in the center of town and always has 6-7 tons of weed in the bowl..
... i dunno
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and four thousand midgets to pack the bowl ...
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then a plane dumped a huge load of free giant acrylic bongs, each one packed with a never ending bowl of northern lights for everyone to smoke
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teh everyone took a blast on the hooka and all shared their new bongs, a giant cloud of marijuana smoke covering the planet
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which rained down little green leprechauns who granted each person a....
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and they kept their wishes and decided to talk them out over some hashbrownies and tea.
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Then one dude shouted out with a blaze of profanities that he...
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Was falling so they......
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sadistically put out a bed of spikes for him to fall onto...
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Then the Faerie of Morality came out of the woods and spanked them so hard that their asses became raw and their skin peeled away as if it had been cooked!

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then they all grovelled for mercy and realised how funny the fairie looked like their....
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mother, and when they realized it WAS their mother, they knew they were in deep shit....
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so their mother turned them all into j smokin newts which could...
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