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run as fast as a speeding bullet and more powerful then a locamotive.. they werent burds they werent planes they were....
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waffles...
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not just regular waffles.. but the first waffles to ever!....
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look like carrots, taste like carrots and smell like carrots in fact...
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in fact, they weren't waffles at all but carot shaped midgets who smell like carots
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which could only mean that the Faerie M was crazy; she turned her own stoner sons into bright slimy salamanders! It was a bad day for stoners as she set out on her campaign...
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build an army of totally uncool salamander prick soldiers, whose covert operations chiefly consisted of sabotaging sleeping stoners' stashes....
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But the sleeping stoner's were not so stupid...They had set up an plan earlier too......
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Get stoned and sleep...
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after they woke up they jumped into a giant..
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weed seed
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Boot, and hopped around on pointy objects without hurting themselves, but once the got tired of that they...
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Woke up. "Whoa I just had the most fucked up dream" cried stoner #1...
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to his dog... 8)
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the dog looked at him, shook his head, and began to lick his nuts...
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