How to hotbox a condom

[SaturdayStoner]

Before i explain, i don't want anyone saying i don't get sex or anything, because i do. And also, i'm not tring to say that i get all the pussy, because i don't, i get my fair share.

(If you don't know what a hotbox is, you smoke a sliff in a small room, or a lift where theirs limited air, and no fresh oxygen getting in, making the room fill up with the smoke, and get's your chonged!)

You will need...

A spliff
A condom

What to do...

Roll the spliff as per-usual.
Before lighting the spliff, Take the rapper of the condom and roll it out in your hands. (Better indoors and you can wash your hands after)
Put both your hands inside and strech out head width.
Strech the width of the condom as far as you can, and pull your head inside the condom up to your nose, so it covers everything up to between your nose and your mouth.
Light the spliff as usual, and take a toke.
Inhale and breath out with your nose, pushing the top of the condom towards your head. Take as many tokes as you want, making sure theirs is alot of smoke or air inside the condom, aswell as your head.
Push down and bring the rest of your head inside the condom, up to your neck, so that your entire head is inside, aswell as the beauty of cannabis smoke.

To pop the condom...

Scissors, pins, needles are the easy choice, but when you have nothing, follow this guide.
Lift the bottom of the condom open, so it goes skin tight.
Open your mouth and push the condom in with your finger.
Wriggle your mouth abit so the hole becomes bigger, or pull it bigger.
Pull it of from your head and dispose properly.

[wgToonces]

To me that sounds like a shit load of effort and also pretty dumb... Maybe at a party or something if you are stupidly drunk but I don't see many people sitting at home doing this on their own Nice post though and welcome to the forums!

[andriaSRH]

ROFLLLL

[Ikku]

You probably don't get sex or anything.

[wgToonces]

Nah I think he's trying to say he gets pussy ALLLL the time.

[(weedguru)scarf]

i really just came in here to check for spam

[Blunt Docta]

lmao
ive done that with a couple blankets over my head, works well

[andriaSRH]

Hot boxing the inside of a winter coat is a pretty good time.

But really, hotboxing the inside of a condom is a total waste of a condom. That shit ain't cheap! ..Oh wait....condoms are cheap. But still...that's one less time you'll be having sex.

[Ikku]

Condoms are for chumps. Birth control ftw

[wgToonces]

Condoms are needed for one night stands, though if you have a gf or a regular fuck and you're both clean...birth control

[Ikku]

One night stands = trashy. Had one once and didn't much care for it. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

[andriaSRH]

Condoms are for chumps. Birth control ftw

Nah. Condoms make my bf last longer..which in turn benefits me.

[Ikku]

All I need is 3-4 beers and I'm set. With condoms I don't feel anything and never finish. Same thing happens if I drink more than 4 beers, except I also have to stop and go to the bathroom in the middle which is pretty embarrassing.