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"Hey guys that was fun, but we gotta "go skateboarding" again, I've still got this fire bud" replied number two...
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"and I'm so high, I have no idea where we are" said #3.
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"Yeh I agree with two, let's smoke up then join the stoners on www.isketch.net" says number 4...
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"jesus number four, we need to get some of this bud into your lungs and fast" proclaimed stoner number one...
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since #2 was an apprentice plumber he pulled out his toolbox and crafted, with the help of a motorized lego kit, an electric bong that forced pressurized filtered smoked into the lungs of the user for a continuous 45 seconds....
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Since #4 was too scared to use it, #2 hooked up the nifty little defice to #4, "here take this" he said...
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and man did #4 ever take it, he took what must've been the biggest hit ever then he fell over backwards and layed on the ground, staring up at the stars with his red eyes
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And then he met a whimsacla little leprechan that danced and played the bag pipes.
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"thats what lucky really put in the lucky charms"says number one.
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all of a sudden they all dropped dead then...
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the weed bung them back tolife so they ...
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Sparked up another bowl (except for #4, who was sinking into the earth) and tried to figure out what to do next. The answer came to them when they passed out.

But during the night....
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Jason and Freddy started brawling in their room and everybody died when Jason activated a nuclear bomb which created wild and exotic...
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radiation-burn scars on all the people in the surrounding area who survived the blast.

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