you know your a stoner when...

kaili_grace · Post by **kaili_grace** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 6:59 am

You Know You're a stoner when..........
-You flip through ten channels on TV before realizing you were trying to turn up the volume.
-You have your munchies RIGHT in front of you but keep talking about how hungry you are and how you wish you had some munchies.
-You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come then snap out of it and realize its 4:31
-You are on the phone having a really in depth conversation and halfway through your conversation you forget who you are talking to.
-Every story you tell begins with..."we were so stoned/high and....."
-You think everyone is staring and laughing at you when theres nobody in the room.
-You call your best friend in the middle of the night and say " man, I'm too phoned to stone home" then she/he rolls over and says go back to sleep, your spending the night at my house.........man, why do you have the remote control against your ear?
-Your creativity is only put to use when you have nothing to smoke out of
Well Ya thats my Jokes. well later

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 1:12 pm

thats some pretty funny shit

crazylazyidiot · Post by **crazylazyidiot** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 5:35 pm

L0l!!
funny,but i have to pee!

th3rdeye · Post by **th3rdeye** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 7:18 pm

its sooooo true :whips away tears of joy:

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Fri Dec 05, 2003 11:14 pm

omg I laughed so hard p0eople came runnin in and started goin WHAT WHAT WHAT! MEH!hahahahahahahahah

Zer0orDie · Post by **Zer0orDie** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:54 am

lol funny stuff bro

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 3:05 am

You know youre a stoner when...

-you cant stop eating to the point where you throw up

- you scroungin up money every day under your couch hoping to find $5 for a doob

- you get all excited in Drug History at school and your teachers never look at you the same way

- you laugh at nothing, think of nothing, and cant make babies

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:43 am

Sammy wrote:You know youre a stoner when...

-you cant stop eating to the point where you throw up

- you scroungin up money every day under your couch hoping to find $5 for a doob

- you get all excited in Drug History at school and your teachers never look at you the same way

- you laugh at nothing, think of nothing, and cant make babies

All of those happen to me, except for the fact that I can make babies.

Skwerl_Butt · Post by **Skwerl_Butt** » Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:07 pm

kaili_grace wrote:You Know You're a stoner when..........
-You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come then snap out of it and realize its 4:31
-You are on the phone having a really in depth conversation and halfway through your conversation you forget who you are talking to.
-Every story you tell begins with..."we were so stoned/high and....."
-You think everyone is staring and laughing at you when theres nobody in the room.
-You call your best friend in the middle of the night and say " man, I'm too phoned to stone home" then she/he rolls over and says go back to sleep, your spending the night at my house.........man, why do you have the remote control against your ear?
-Your creativity is only put to use when you have nothing to smoke out of
Well Ya thats my Jokes. well later

AAahh..good ones dude

shredy · Post by **shredy** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:08 pm

NEVER ASK QUESTIONS IN A DRUGS AWARNESS TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stnoed · Post by **stnoed** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 8:34 pm

kaili_grace wrote:You Know You're a stoner when..........
-You flip through ten channels on TV before realizing you were trying to turn up the volume.
-You have your munchies RIGHT in front of you but keep talking about how hungry you are and how you wish you had some munchies.
-You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come then snap out of it and realize its 4:31
-You are on the phone having a really in depth conversation and halfway through your conversation you forget who you are talking to.
-Every story you tell begins with..."we were so stoned/high and....."
-You think everyone is staring and laughing at you when theres nobody in the room.
-You call your best friend in the middle of the night and say " man, I'm too phoned to stone home" then she/he rolls over and says go back to sleep, your spending the night at my house.........man, why do you have the remote control against your ear?
-Your creativity is only put to use when you have nothing to smoke out of
Well Ya thats my Jokes. well later

DONE IT:

-You are on the phone having a really in depth conversation and halfway through your conversation you forget who you are talking to.

-Every story you tell begins with..."we were so stoned/high and....."

-You call your best friend in the middle of the night and say " man, I'm too phoned to stone home" then she/he rolls over and says go back to sleep, your spending the night at my house.........man, why do you have the remote control against your ear? only thing is i didnt use the remote i actually called his house from my cell

-Your creativity is only put to use when you have nothing to smoke out of

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 11:12 pm

dude stnoed u funny guy!

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:03 am

-You jump up to get your phone and you can't find it, and after a few incoherent attempts you realize it wasn't ringing at all.

-You would rather get baked than do your very important homework.

bl8o m8o · Post by **bl8o m8o** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:06 am

Weedguru Caro wrote:-You jump up to get your phone and you can't find it, and after a few incoherent attempts you realize it wasn't ringing at all.

LMAO SO TRUE i always jump up to get the door when no one is there either

or the microwave when it isnt even done

red_eye · Post by **red_eye** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 12:13 am

heh.. that is some great stuff w00t

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