GUIDE
Version 1.0 beta (lol)
PRECONDITIONS AND THINGS TO HAVE
- parent(s) are asleep (you can wait)
- you have a window
- sum shit, a piece, and a lighter.
- have cologne
- *tip* take the cologne, poor it in a snapple cap (etc) and burn it.
- have eye redness remover (clear eyes, visene, etc)
- have an empty toilet paper roll.
STATE OF THE ROOM
- towels layed across the bottom of the door
- press in the towels slightly so they are actually UNDER the door
- open the window about 6 inches. take more towels (or clothes) and
stuff the open part of the window. so it is air-tight. Now, push the towels
in the window to the left about 6 inches. the end result will be a little corner of open space in the bottom right corner
ACT OF SMOKING
-apply eye redness remover BEFORE SMOKING!
- stick the piece outside the window ( the small corner) and light it. toke it up....then hold it out the window. breath out into the toilet paper roll.
- when ur done put the ashes in an empty soda can.
-spray the same cologne you burned in the room (a good amount)
-close window
IF SOMEONE COMES TO THE DOOR
*if ur in the act of smoking, throw everything out the window*
-pick up the clothes from the door and throw them somewhere
- your eyes should be fine :: eye redness remover
- this the the key part: when they ask whats that smell, say you were bored and were playing, and lighting ur cologne on fire. point to the snapple cap, even provide an example. ALSO HAVE AN ANGRY..SUMWHAT PISSED OFF TYPE OF TONE TO YOUR VOICE.
CONCLUSION
This guide was meant for the most paranoid smokers. it seemed much to elaborate when i was writing it but its not that hard. i hope this helps some people.[/i]
but either way nice guide