damn i should do that. I know ive done funny shit but i dont remember it, unless im high, which is wierd. Like when im drunk i think differently and can only think that way when im drunk. Mighty perculiarrr.
'Surely you cant be serious'
'I am serious, and dont call me Sherley'
when ur drivin home and you reach down to turn the handle to roll down your windows and after 3 minutes of looking and feeling for it, you realize.... you have power windows
Friends help friends move, BEST friends help friends move Bodies!!!
.....when it takes you half an hour to boil spaghetti
.....when you have to type spaghetti three times before u get it right
.....when you have a conversation with urself that ends with "I should really stop talking to myself, shouldn't I.""Yes, you should"
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Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and HAVE THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE!
i used to have wicked giggle fits.....still do somethimes but not as often, i guess i'm just prone to them....i saw myself in a mirror once and freaked out thinking there was someone in the house......i laughed non-stop for nearly five minutes
...when the sound of somebodies pc fan on an audio conversation makes u think ya m8s doin a rippling fart ina ya room!
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Reap your life like you want to recognise all you have come to!
When I stamp it on your forehead
So you will never forget that you're a reject,
And you're no one little impotent one!