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hah my friend turned a stove on at work one time to light his cig and singed alot of his hair and eyebrows off, and it reeked in the place for ever, it was pretty funny though

i was playing with a candle on the kitchen table when my parents were on a walk and they i dropped it on the Highly flamable sheets for it and i ended up burning half my kitchen down just because i have butter fingers...and they flipped shit on me when they saw me using a fire extinguisher when i was 13 and putting out a huge ass fire.

BTW...i'm not 13 it was a while ago that, that happened.

Couple years back when i was about 14 me and my buddies where lighting our pants on fire with hairspray. My buddy set his leg on fire and i poured nail polish remover on him, flame crawled up the bottle and the kitchen table caught on fire not to mention the better half of my buddy. It was fuct yo.

Hmm.. once I went out for a smokeout and when I got back, my stepmom had completely cleared my harddrive because she saw that I was "going onto drug sites and looking at porn."

Printed off all my msn convos too to show to my dad. (My dad's cool though, he doesn't really care if I smoke weed or have a few drinks)

Oh yeah, she also set up a password so I couldn't log onto my fucking computer anymore, then later decided that wasn't enough so she gave it away to one of my dads friends.

I had like 1500$ invested there (I payed for the computer), 4000 songs, all my movies and schoolwork, porn, songs I wrote, fucking everything.

One time I chugged like 12 shots of tangueray (100 proof), took a buddies bike and blacked out ON the bike. Next thing I know I'm in my living room covered in my own puke getting death threats from the guy (he was my dealer too, the bike was his only means of transportation at the time). So I had to find this bike and get it the fuck back to him within 24 hours or I'm fucked.

So the next day my other buddy comes over and says he found the bike sitting in somebodies drive way. We head over there and the bike's gone.

So we look around the property and find the bike in the garage looking through a window, I had to break into the garage and get the bike back, give it back to its rightful owner. No big deal.. until the pigs showed up at my house threating charges for breaking and entering, theft. Fucking heatscore, but I talked my way out of it and nothing went down luckily.

The other day a few budds and I went downtown and got pretty wasted. Then at like 2:00AM we got back to my place and decided to spark a J. We twisted it in my living room, but for some reason sparked it inside the house on our way out instead of waiting. Anyway, turns out we lit it right under the fire alarm in my house and it went off. I had a conversation with the alarm technician on the phone and then explained to my dad that I had made a fire and the alarm accidently went off; both of which I don't entirely remember. It all worked out in the end though.

one time me and my friend were haveing a smoke sesion outside (becuase my parents would go ape shit if they found out i smoked) and like we were fucked up and he went to light another bowl and like lit his head on fire! and i got the bright idea "go put it out on the tree" (why i didn't tell him the dirt is beyond me) so he runs at the tree at like full force and knocks himself out... i had to run and grab the hose to put it out for him.

crackrjak wrote:one time me and my friend were haveing a smoke sesion outside (becuase my parents would go ape shit if they found out i smoked) and like we were fucked up and he went to light another bowl and like lit his head on fire! and i got the bright idea "go put it out on the tree" (why i didn't tell him the dirt is beyond me) so he runs at the tree at like full force and knocks himself out... i had to run and grab the hose to put it out for him.

the image alone KILLS me

One time me and a friend were going to smoke and we have to jump out of my bedroom window to go smoke cuz my parents can't know. Well I jumped out first, but my friend is like 300 pounds and he jumped out second and broke his leg, so I had to wake my parents up and tell them what happened and come up with a story about why we were jumping out my window. It sucked so bad.

stnrstan wrote:One time me and a friend were going to smoke and we have to jump out of my bedroom window to go smoke cuz my parents can't know. Well I jumped out first, but my friend is like 300 pounds and he jumped out second and broke his leg, so I had to wake my parents up and tell them what happened and come up with a story about why we were jumping out my window. It sucked so bad.

ROFLMAO

that was a great way to start my morning
thanks for the laugh
hope the carpets ok

peace