Unfortunate Event.

Gub · Post by **Gub** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:21 am

Alright here's the story. My parents were out for a walk so I thought i'd go upstairs and grab the lighter fluid to fill up the bbq lighter. As I was doing so, I somehow got some all over the goddamn thing without realizing. I turned it on to test it out. The whole thing caught fire, causing me to drop in on the carpet. Somehow, some fluid got into the garbage can, which was full of paper, and that fucking caught too! So I was running to the bathroom bringing in glasses of water to extinguish the flames which were, by now, waist high. I had to stomp the shit out of the carpet and drop in about 6 glasses of water in the garbage. The house reaked melted plastic bags, so i had to vent for half hour with the help of lysol.

That about sums up my night.

FD · Post by FD » Thu Oct 19, 2006 1:24 am

I lol'd.
The whole panicked conversation we had on msn was priceless.

Just remember the whole "petard a meche" excuse, just in case they notice that your carpet is burnt and that it smells like burnt plastic in your room.

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Thu Oct 19, 2006 2:58 am

burn....hah!

Aww, no worries man. My first week alone in the house, everything (including the party :X) went perfectly..

Except I flooded the house half an hour before they got home.

SladeHino · Post by **SladeHino** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 3:03 am

Wow, Talk about unlucky.

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:04 am

...What did your parents say when they came home?

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Thu Oct 19, 2006 4:26 am

and did they make the gonk face??

Gub · Post by **Gub** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:41 am

I was somehow able to hide the smell with lysol, but it didn't completely work... I could overhear them going ''hmm, smells like somone burnt a candle in here''...

Baybee · Post by **Baybee** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 5:59 pm

What about the carpet? Did it not burn?

Sounds like you got lucky.

Gub · Post by **Gub** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:51 pm

About the carpet, it's pretty dark so that's okay, but there's like pieces of melted plastic (from the garbage bags) that are like veryfuckinghardly stuck to the carpet... anyone else got some crazy stories to share?!

m3tal · Post by **m3tal** » Thu Oct 19, 2006 7:59 pm

Yeah.

One time I was dry and I read and my bro told me that catnip got him feelin some shit if you smoked enough of it. I was at my friends house and we picked some, and his parents went to bed so we smoked it out of his little bottle bong... WHen I was packing my 2nd bowl, his dad knocked on the door and yelled "open up!!!" so... I was screwed. He slammed me against the wall and yelled at me, not so much as looking at his son.

He yelled stuff like "you smoking DOPE!?!" "I'll beat your ass" "Don't fuck with me".

Fun stuff, grounded for a while. Which is gay, cause its catnip...

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:31 pm

cat nip...wow....

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:05 am

One time my friend was drunk and didn't have a lighter so he stuck a fork in a power outlet and caught the wall on fire to spark his cigarette.

How's that?

FD · Post by FD » Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:09 am

WhiteLie wrote:One time my friend was drunk and didn't have a lighter so he stuck a fork in a power outlet and caught the wall on fire to spark his cigarette.

How's that?

TOTALLY AWESOME

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:53 am

hahah the nicotine'll getcha :O

shoe · Post by **shoe** » Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:28 pm

hah my friend turned a stove on at work one time to light his cig and singed alot of his hair and eyebrows off, and it reeked in the place for ever, it was pretty funny though

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