What have you F#cked up while stoned?

[canadianbud]

I made a gravity bong out of a 2L coke bottle and a 1.5 L water bottle, so we're taking huge rips on his porch, and i pack myself a huge bowl and i got the hole 1.5L thick with smoke, im sucking it down, i suck too far and inhale some water, which starts a massive coughing spree, during which i proceeded to knock over the entire gravity bong and i walked into his screen door while walking inside for some water, it was a mess.