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Post by **weedguru_animal** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:34 pm

Hello and welcome to the Guru Council. This is where we will give you our best solution to any problems you come across in life. Expect the advice to be randomly sympathetic and blunt, but at least we'll always be honest. So feel free to post any issues you need some help with. The guru council will endeavour to suggest solutions to any problem whether it be love,friendship,weed or any issues whatsoever.We are here to help you all.

Jada Spic · Post by **Jada Spic** » Sun May 09, 2004 3:43 pm

El_Bristow · Post by **El_Bristow** » Mon May 10, 2004 12:44 pm

i have no reason to be alive, no hope.
no money, no god, no dope.
what am i to do
when everything i pursue
is unreachable for one reason or another
and my friends dont even keep in contact with eachother
or maybe thats just me?
somebody give me a reason to be
please...

Nessus · Post by **Nessus** » Wed May 12, 2004 6:14 am

You can wash my new car if you want, you can stay alive for that.

Heck, i'll even pay you with a spliff.

okay, half a spliff...

chin up son, it'll all be better in the morning.

Daddy · Post by **Daddy** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:19 am

If you have no self esteem you have nothing so i suggest you just die ,

Or wake the f** up and become something...

El_Bristow · Post by **El_Bristow** » Wed May 12, 2004 3:31 pm

i would get up if i knew id ever fell
but its always been this way
so as of today
i will never apear again on these boards
il take the first suggestion and kill myself with the stash of different anti-depressant medication ive saved up over the years for just such an occasion...
i have tried killing myself before, but been stopped or not quite damaged enough, this time il make sure there are no interuptions

good bye everyone, maybe if you live locally you will see me on the news

Stoned_Assassin · Post by **Stoned_Assassin** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:47 pm

Well that sucks. but ummm ok, if you have to. But hey can i have your stuff? Do you have anything good? Before you kill yourself though, i advise that you do something memorable like take a shit on the headmaster's desk, or smoke up in class and beat off on the teacher, maybe then you'll feel better and wont kill yourself.

Stoned_Assassin · Post by **Stoned_Assassin** » Wed May 12, 2004 4:51 pm

il take the first suggestion and kill myself

Actually, just for the record, the first suggestion was to wash Daddy's new car. So there

Propaganda · Post by **Propaganda** » Wed May 12, 2004 7:14 pm

Please dont' do it Bristow... if you're serious..

Stoned_Assassin · Post by **Stoned_Assassin** » Wed May 12, 2004 8:15 pm

Yea c'mon dude, look at all the good things in life! Liiiiiiike...hmmm... lets see...
1) You have spoken to me.
2) Women have breasts.
3) Drunk women have easily accessable breasts.
4) There are alot of drunk women in England on the weekends.

aaannnddd...

5) I got rejected by the most wonderful and beautiful and fantastic girl in the world, because she's 'never seen me that way, more of a best friend', so you can be glad that you're not me.

so chill, life is never as bad as it seems.

She's hot too...

I think ill go and brood bitterly to myself for a while now.
But cheer up.

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu May 13, 2004 8:12 am

its harder to kill your self then you think

Daddy · Post by **Daddy** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:50 am

Errrrrrrr. . . . . .

Daddy is speechless.

Can i have your Hi Fi and your stash if you do it. .

El_Bristow · Post by **El_Bristow** » Thu May 13, 2004 9:58 am

fuck it
sitting there trying to force pills down my neck again tears running down my face cause i know the effects someone killing themself has on the people arround them...

like a stone in a pond, the ripples in the water. when my friend tim tried to kill himself when i was still at school i remember then, what the people who knew me said the first few times i tried, i remember then. i couldnt put my parents through that again.

"Daddy" what makes you think i aint something anyway? wake up

Stoned_Assassin, you think thats bad? ive never once been close to a gal in ma whole fucking myserable life. im 21 in august and that hurts like hell.

and tom, i know your right, ive been hit by a 4x4 and not got a broken bone. tis funny, the only other person who ever said "its harder to kill someone than you think" was also called tom, went to college with him.

ZxIverson, thx for giving a shit.

im getting counseling, medication. dont seem to be helpin in anyway. ive read the book "the art of happiness" by the dalai lama and a western shrink. it would just be so nice for a change not to wake up feeling this way, like i died alone a long time ago, i cant describe it. i try not to crave for anything and be greatful for what i have. i dont hate others, i know theres no point. i try not to be ignorant. i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me most of the time...

...theres a 2 year waiting list before i see a shrink, i wonder if i can wait that long

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu May 13, 2004 11:02 am

you need to change your life style, take a day off, get a bag of weed some food n somehtin to drink, n just walk into the country side, dont even think where your going, sit down where its quiet and smoke a joint n take in whats around you, ya will soon apperciate things more, not saying you dont already but it could help change your views.

Daddy · Post by **Daddy** » Thu May 13, 2004 12:00 pm

I need to wake up , trust me son im wide awake look at my life. . .

Listen to Tom stop feeling so god damn sorry for yourself get your arse of you computer chair and do something.

If you say you are someone snap out of it ,

Tommrow is another day so make the most of it and stop being sad..

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