My joint is havin a baby

[Hazeygirl420]

I am a kryp kinda girl, but whenever I get the urge to roll one up they always come out pregnant. I hate it, and have tried everything. I CANT ROLL A JOINT GOOD
So I invest in plenty of pyrex
any of you prego rollers??

[WeedGuru_Flow]

I am a kryp kinda girl, but whenever I get the urge to roll one up they always come out pregnant. I hate it, and have tried everything. I CANT ROLL A JOINT GOOD
So I invest in plenty of pyrex
any of you prego rollers??

Girl, the only reason why your joints come out pregnant is cuz you dont roll tight enough in the center part, make sure the...uhm 'weed sausage' or the 'weed+baccy sausage' is in proportion, by that i mean dont make sure that both ends are thinner than the center part, theyll get pregnant all the time then.

thats what i learned from my experience when i started rolling, they got pregnant all the time too, untill i figured that i had to focus on rolling them 'in shape'

[Weedguru Higher]

When rolling you need to use the length of your index fingers and thumbs to push the weed equally into the paper. Use a little more pressure in the middle, so the weed stretches out in the paper and doesn't just bunch in the middle.

I know..that probably made like no sense at all. Sry I tried.

[Hazeygirl420]

I just tried to rollantoher one and I took me a couple times but I got is alittle better(not by much) I keep ripping the paper trying to shape it..whatever trial and error right..at least im still baked

[Midnight Toker]

Are you trying to roll straight or coned joints? If you're trying to roll straight ones it's alot easier to impregnate your spliff.

Roll cones, it's easier, they look better and they toke perfectly.

[cutthecashflow]

Spread the mix evenly throughout the paper. High enough so you can fold over about once and even with the gum line. Push in with your two top fingers then gradually roll from your thumbs up to your fingers...



After reading this it doesn't make much sense but this is how I roll perfect J's..... I need a web cam to make a video...on how I roll.

[Hazeygirl420]

This shits too sticky it keeps clumping up. I just rolled a pretty good LOOKING one but its not hitting worth a shit....

damn

[cutthecashflow]

Spread just a little baccy in the mix.

[13laze]

sticky???? give it a 5 minutes before smoking than, and make sure theres a secure and clean connection between the filter/roach and the broken up kronic.

[WidespreadDead]

i tried rolling for the first time and it worked just as i planned. try king size papers. roll it all the way down like you would a normal j, roll it over once then just roll it on your knee. it works like a charm

[WeedGuru_Flow]

i tried rolling for the first time and it worked just as i planned. try king size papers. roll it all the way down like you would a normal j, roll it over once then just roll it on your knee. it works like a charm

hu? roll it on your knee? Like putting the joint on your knee and then using the palm of your hand to roll it back & forth?

Sounds like a nice way to fuck up a good joint

[mosherben]

i use a tea tray and a cardboard stand (looks like this from the side: /\/\) to let the skin be on and just put the mix in so i can tell where the joint is uneven. I find it spreads welll also.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

i use a tea tray and a cardboard stand (looks like this from the side: /\/\) to let the skin be on and just put the mix in so i can tell where the joint is uneven. I find it spreads welll also.

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I put my mix in the palm of my hand, use my other hand to put the mix in a bit of a straight line, then put the roach at the end, on my hand, then the skin on of that, then put my hands together and flip it round, then i start rolling, and during the rolling it gets kinda clear where you gotta spread it & stuff

Don't rely on flat surfaces in order to 'spread it out correctly' just keep rolling you'll know what to do without thinking about it before you know it

[FIRE!!!]

When rolling you need to use the length of your index fingers and thumbs to push the weed equally into the paper. Use a little more pressure in the middle, so the weed stretches out in the paper and doesn't just bunch in the middle.

I know..that probably made like no sense at all. Sry I tried.

Actually that's exactly right, a good stoner's test is to hold the paper up to a light and if make it so the shadow of your weed is in a straight line so you have to push a little more on the middle area before you start rollin up, that's why they look pregnant, more weed in the middle, simple as that.

[WidespreadDead]

i tried rolling for the first time and it worked just as i planned. try king size papers. roll it all the way down like you would a normal j, roll it over once then just roll it on your knee. it works like a charm

hu? roll it on your knee? Like putting the joint on your knee and then using the palm of your hand to roll it back & forth?

Sounds like a nice way to fuck up a good joint

nah i mean like after you already hand roll it a little then place it on your knee. roll it up and lick it shut. it just rolls it nice and tight.