Backyard MMA

[tezza_420]

Im guessing this is the right forum for this thread, well anyways me and some of my mates have started our own backyard MMA type thing, were getting some proper gloves and were gonna make rules and shit for it.

I was just wondering wat anyone thinks about it and if you'd be interested in watching the videos were gonna take of it?

Oh yeah, rule number 1 is that you gotta get stoned before the fight

[swanee89]

thats pretty hardcore. reminds me of all that stupid backyard wrestling crap with the tacks, and light bulbs.

[(weedguru)scarf]

yeah not really one for amateur violence....

[logically]

getting stoned before you fight seems like an oxymoron.

hell if i was about to fight someone and then got stoned I would lose all interest in fighting them.

[(weedguru)scarf]

very true

[weedguru_animal]

completely agreed with you fould fiends...if dancing merrily and drenched with her essence, i hear a sound in my house, only me and oscar i know are present, so eagerly, i grab my axe and go on patrol...now...when properly stoned, i heard a sound, only me and oscar i know are present, i hide the axe, lock the door, lock the window, turn the computer off, and pray that if any intruders are nearby that they leave me alone. I have been known to barricade the door...hohohoho!

[weedguru_animal]

its amusing...sometimes...to find my old drunken posts and read them less mashed...i mean a line like:
'if dancing merrily and drenched with her essence,'
seems like a proper freak, with zero interest or connection to the shared, global reality...i know now, that i meant to add in the vodka vixen', but at the time, it didn't seem important...

[sugarstalker]

having read about your previous encounters with your beloved vodka vixen, I think most people got where you were going.

[weedguru_animal]

the chap now living 10 yards away from me, in the next room to mine, is a former MMA scrapper, former cage fighter, former infantrymen of the english army, and he is willing to teach me some basic moves...I took a childish pop at him a couple of weeks back, when he was cooking dinner in the kitchen. I was throwing punches, wildly drunkenly, and he kept giving me this same defensive kick to my legs and lower torso...after a while he goy annoyed enough to kick me to the ground. I was limping for the next 3 days! We are, to add, close friends...he would NEVER properly hurt me, and if anyone was all over me, he would rip their head from their body, no doubt...