Weedguru Awards 2010

[weedguru_animal]

Its been a long time, too fucking long really, since we last ran our annual Weedguru Forum Awards routine...your chance to show your angst, your love, your hatred, your affection, for the other members on this board, and hope that some of your fellow fiends offer you a vote of confidence and compliment.

So...without further need for my verbosity to take centre stage, I will announce the categories, and ask you to start voting.

The way to vote is to copy or quote this part of my post, and add in your nominees underneath each category.

Favourite Poster

Worst Poster

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member

Weedguru Poet Laureate

Most volatile member

Most profound/Insightful Member

Funniest Member

Member you would most like to share a J with

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums

I will run this for one month, from today...
Wishing you all good luck, and please, GET INVOLVED.

[Regarded]

Favourite Poster
Everyone
Worst Poster
Kreiger
Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
GORE
Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Animal, but everybody else too.
Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal
Most volatile member

Most profound/Insightful Member
SOmeone
Funniest Member
Flying, JOE...everybody else but Krieger
Member you would most like to share a J with
all of them
Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher.

[(weedguru)scarf]

Favourite Poster
Gore
Worst Poster
Flow... jk... um i dont know... one of the bots
Most volatile member
Flying Higher
Most profound/Insightful Member
Doc
Funniest Member
Joe
Member you would most like to share a J with
Ninjette
Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
nutter... just seems like the guy who already has a plan to kill zombies

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Animal

Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal

Most Creative- yeah i just made one up... why not if there is a poet laureate eh?
Waffles

[J O E]

Favourite Poster
flow
Worst Poster
flow
Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
flow
Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
flow
Weedguru Poet Laureate
animal
Most volatile member
Flow
Most profound/Insightful Member
animal
Funniest Member
Mate
Member you would most like to share a J with
Gore
Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher/animal (I really think they're the same person)

[weedguru_waffles]

Favourite Poster: Mate

Worst Poster: bots?

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality: doc

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member: flow

Weedguru Poet Laureate: animal

Most volatile member: flow :p

Funniest Member: gore

Member you would most like to share a J with: toonces (just because the neck thing is weirdly amusing haha)

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums : higher

[crackrjak]

Favorite Poster
Gore

Worst Poster
Andria

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
Gore

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Animal

Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal

Most volatile member
Flow

Most profound/Insightful Member
Higher

Funniest Member
Gore

Member you would most like to share a J with:
Flow

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher

[pkkupo]

As ridiculous as these questions are to answer, I'll enthrall you all with my participation.

Favourite Poster - Mate. He's analytical. Humorous. Chill. Has interesting universal theories. Never skip a Mate post.

Worst Poster - Regarded. I like Regarded a lot... Just wish he would contribute more deeply.

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality - Toonces. We'd get metal on that shit.

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member - ...pkkupo...

Weedguru Poet Laureate - A bit obvious, aren't we, Animal?...haha

Most volatile member- Andria. This is why i like Andria. The wildcard factor.

Most profound/Insightful Member - Mate.

Funniest Member - Gore. always looking to goof around and be silly. Gotta respect that.

Member you would most like to share a J with - Toonces. I think we'd have a bit more in common than what's on the surface. Plus the metal thing....I'd really like to smoke with all of you, though...

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums - Flow. Just wouldn't be the same without Flow. Nuf said.

[Gorecore]

Favourite Poster: There are always more than one. My vote goes to Higher.

Worst Poster: I can't think of anyone. There was that one character who posted single word replies to almost every thread. He was annoying.

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality: Whoever has the most firearms experience. Or someone who doesn't eat a lot. My vote is Waffles.

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member: Being well travelled, well educated, and a slightly older member than most here, I'd vote for scarf for this category.

Weedguru Poet Laureate: Animal, hands down. No other member here can compete with his emotionally vivid and brain stimulating words as Dan.

Most volatile member: Flow. An awesome person in his own right but bring up certain issues and push a few buttons and then the hammers come crashing down, smearing grellow infection across the hoardes of dumbasses.

Most profound/Insightful Member: Gee, that's a tough one. I really like the way Mate thinks, so I'll vote for Mate.

Funniest Member: Hee hee, Joe cracks me up. Lots of you guys make me laugh. It's hard to decide but I'll stick with Joe.

Member you would most like to share a J with: Oooh, the toughest question here. I can think of at least 15 people here I'd love to meet and toke with. Out of everyone though, I'd pick Toonces...just because I've gotten to know him the best out of everyone here.

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums: Higher. His tutorials, constant searching for interesting weed related articles and recipes, funny videos and pictures, and just general awesome stories and posts make him the most important contributor here.

Thank you to all of you who already voted for me!

[Mate]

Favourite Poster
Wafflez - i like her style, the vibe she brings. She's simple and awesome to discuss with.

Worst Poster
I don't remember anyone anoying cause i don't care about em.

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
Pkkupo - i dunno man. you seem so chill and relax. i wouldnt want to stress out in apocaliptic times

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
Animal. 100% sure about this.

Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal

Most volatile member
Andria - We never know what's up really with her. haha. She's a real surprise box.

Most profound/Insightful Member
Pkkupo - had really nice conversations with him on mass debate forums. he has a really good point of view on anything in general.

Funniest Member
Gorecore and Joe - i can't choose =-/ They're both random just how i like it.

Member you would most like to share a J with
Waffle - She listens to good music, she's energic, she's fun to talk with

i'd like to say joe, but it depends..
sometimes i would like to chill with him, sometimes i'd like to shoot him in the face... it depends.

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher, this year he did lot of contribution into forums.

and.. yo, animal.
GET INVOLVED YOURSELF !

[andriaSRH]

Favourite Poster: Tooncers

Worst Poster: Sparkles..like really..she needs to stop trying to be so deep, half the time she doesn't even make any sense. Katie was pretty horrible... but I thought she was funny until she started freaking out.

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality: Toonces.... would indeed fuck shit up

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member: Mate....he is like...a wizard man, a stoner wizard.

Weedguru Poet Laureate: Animal....because I'm a follower lol

Most volatile member: Flowzah ....I love to hate em', and hate to love em'

Most profound/Insightful Member: GreenThumb...very laid back, he definately knows whats up. I enjoy reading all of his posts

Funniest Member: Kupo.....a follow midwest dweller, which is probably why I find his humor so hilarous.

Member you would most like to share a J with: Toonces.... we'd toke and jam out to metal. He'd be the air guitar, I'd be the air drums

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums: Higher.......Big thanks for posting that thread about the undercover joints man. It was uber helpful.

Uhh just wanna say..toonces, mate, scarf, flow, waffles, gore, greenthumb, logic, tre, kupo, cut, animal, flyin, WG AFI, the two Dans, ninjette, spri7e, tmd,.... (etc) ya'll are some crazy motherfuckers and I love you all. It's good to see this place going strong after all that b.s that happened at the beginning of the year

[NinjetteDL420]

Favourite Poster
Toonces

Worst Poster
uhhh dont really pay attention to them

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
SpRi7e

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
ummm im going to say Animal...

Weedguru Poet Laureate
ME!!! haha jk i dont really write much anymore...
Animal


Most volatile member
Andria


Most profound/Insightful Member
Mate or SpRi7e

Funniest Member
Gorecore & Flyinhigh

Member you would most like to share a J with
Scarf or Mate....
I WANT TO SMOKE WITH ALL OF YOU

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher

[Bubbles]

Favourite Poster
anyone active

Worst Poster
Toonces, cause fuck that guy jk hes cool but hes still the worst poster for not being around ever.

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
nobody here lives in alaska right?


Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
TMD, Ziggy, Mate, Dr Greenthumb, CTCF, Animal, Flow on his good days


Weedguru Poet Laureate
Animal...(Why is this even on here?)

Most volatile member
flow, hands down. his hatred for the US and its culture he often needlessly jumps into an argument. ( not that i dont, but i cant vote myself )

Most profound/Insightful Member
uhh, what are my choices? oh well then! Mate it is!

Funniest Member
Gore or Joe

Member you would most like to share a J with
Probably Ziggy cause he seems like the kind of guy that at any moment could bust out some random piece of news or something interesting going on.

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
Higher Indefinitely.

[wgToonces]

Favourite Poster
right now? andrizzleball. but it changes all the time
Worst Poster
me haha
Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality
andria...because goddamn we gotta repopulate!
Most aware of The Way The World Works Member
my good self but to nominate sme1 else...i say...erh...noone really we alll have our differentiating (ooh!) realities...........[joe]
Weedguru Poet Laureate
the fox the ocelot mr wg animal. nae doubt
Most volatile member
gotta be the psyclone man
Most profound/Insightful Member
me...but, ...andria i love seeing what goes on in her/your head.
Funniest Member
fuckin gorecore by a longshit
Member you would most like to share a J with
waffale ... but all of u ofc ... even animal the big ginger pubed mess!
Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums
animal again...how has he not??

[captainMorton]

holy shit i wish i could vote! but ive been away so fucking long......


OHMYGOD! we have new smilies!

[Weedguru Higher]

Favourite Poster - Toonces

Worst Poster - Katie of course lol but really Joe

Member you would turn to if global apocalypse became reality - Dr.Greenthumb

Most aware of The Way The World Works Member - CTCF

Weedguru Poet Laureate - Weedguru Animal

Most volatile member - Flyinghigh

Most profound/Insightful Member - Certified Nutter

Funniest Member - Gorecore of course

Member you would most like to share a J with - Everyone here...too hard to pick

Member who has made the greatest contribution to the forums - Weedguru Flow...he's been around since the beginning and has never had a leave of absence



And no Joe, Animal is not me and I am not Animal lol