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The thing I've fucked up most while zoomin was making a blow tube (last night).

I had my tube, paper towel, rubber band, downy sheet and liquid downy.

Everything started good, I put the paper towel on the tube and rubber banded it on tight. Then I forgot what the fuck I was doing and took the rubber band off. I put the downy sheet on top of the paper towel and then rubberbanded them on the tube.

I then proceeded to open a full bottle of liquid downy and pour it on the downy sheet. The problem is that the downy sheet doesn't absorb the liquid downy so it just spilt all over the place.

I couldn't stop pouring, I don't know why, but when I finished there was downy all over the tube, all over my moms dryer and all over the floor.


The really fun part was when I tried to clean it up...lol.

Lol... that's the most retarded shit I've heard in awhile... lol

Yesterday I was trying to get my backpack full of books, my laptop, and a plate of Mexican food home....on my bike...which has no kickstand. I must have looked equally retarded, and I wasn't very successful.

well yesterday i rolled two joints, and my parents were out so i was going out back to smoke them while they were out

bear in mind, i had been drinkin JD all day, and was quite mashed to begin with

me get's the keys for the door, holding two joints and my clipper in my hand, and i dno how but one of the spliff's slipped outo f my hand... oops!

What was a bitch about it is that it fell into my dog's water bowl and went all soggy and shit...


and then i got it out, as fast as i could, and then i dried it off in some tissues while smoking the first j, and then smoked a slightly damp, dogwater spliff... it was good too

teh

i have fucked up alot when stoned. i remember we were smoking out my glass piece, and it was the first bowl smoked with it cause it was new, and after we finished smoking i dropped it on the porch and it shattered in a million pieces. then we walked back to my friends house.. go up to his room with some munchies, i open the drawer full of video games and the drawer flies out and falls onto the floor shattering his plate in a million pieces again. that wasn't a good day.

Um, If spilling natty ice all over my computer desk while I was stoned & drunk counts...

my grades...

my leg and back n neck + face, when i fell off a builing. We were playing on a hopper in a quarry. a hopper is a huge ass like 3-4 storey steel building, that filters stone, from a conveyour belt

dropped my bag right infront of me and thought someone stole it... looked for it for at least 15 mins and then one of my friends realized it was right in front of me.

Stepped on my own balls... (don't ask)

tankooo1 wrote:my grades...

lmao, nice

my life....

but its all good cuz who needs one if you got good ol' mary jane......

Propaganda wrote:Stepped on my own balls... (don't ask)

We have a winner!!!!

Just last night I fucked our pipe up. I had just got it back from my friend after he had it for about 4months. Got a nice bag of stuff saturday and smoked 2 bowls out of it. For some reason I cant remember why but I was tapping on the pipe with my lighter. I think it was because of song that was on but not sure. Well anyway it mustve been hot or I was tapping way too had cuz it busted. I was so pissed. Now I either gotta learn to roll or make something so we can finish smokin the rest of the bag.

Purple Monkey wrote:

Propaganda wrote:Stepped on my own balls... (don't ask)

We have a winner!!!!

im sorry but i have to ask, i mean just pondering what possibly could have occured has made me laugh for about 10 min so i want to know the real story.

I left the oil cap off my mom's car and drove it 250 miles, causing the entire car to get covered in oil which I still didn't notice, until the engine seized up and died.

Total damage : $1600