GREATEST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!

tRiPsOmAnIaC · Post by **tRiPsOmAnIaC** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:13 pm

ok, i made this one up myself when i was like 9...

'knock-knock'

'who's there?'

'eye eeep'

'eye eeep who?'

HAHAHA.. u nasty fuck! u eat poo!! HAHAHAHA.... too much...

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:48 pm

u made it up wen u wer 9 so u thought it might be funny on a site intended for over 16 yr olds?

tRiPsOmAnIaC · Post by **tRiPsOmAnIaC** » Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:19 pm

well looking at your picture you're using, it looks like i hit the right audience..little kid

PipeDan · Post by **PipeDan** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:19 pm

Guy 1: Knock, Knock

Guy 2: Who's There

Guy 1: The Interrupting Cow

Guy 2: The Interu-

Guy 1: MOO!

I don't know why I like this one so much, but the first time I heard it I was high and couldn't stop laughing.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:22 pm

See, PipeDan's joke was funnt, tripsomniac's joke made me try to gauge out my eyeballs with a pencil.

And wash your mouth with soap, boy, before I take off my belt.

HEAVYhitter · Post by **HEAVYhitter** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:26 pm

PipeDan wrote:Guy 1: Knock, Knock

Guy 2: Who's There

Guy 1: The Interrupting Cow

Guy 2: The Interu-

Guy 1: MOO!

I don't know why I like this one so much, but the first time I heard it I was high and couldn't stop laughing.

I got one just like that.

Guy1: Knock knock.

Guy 2: Who's there?

Guy 1: The interupting pirate.

Guy 2: The interup-

Guy 1: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR

Just thought I'd add that one in.

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:57 pm

greatest knock knock jokes i do't even think knock knock jokes can be great...........

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:35 pm

Wow...wait a minute, you didn't make up that joke. I heard that one a long ass time ago. Sorry.

BUDA · Post by **BUDA** » Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:49 pm

tRiPsOmAnIaC · Post by **tRiPsOmAnIaC** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:09 pm

sharper image????? isnt that breaching copyright to an existing name?? i thought MCs were meant to be creative.. oh well, theres always one i guess

and Cusmar Doja whoever you are, u KNOW to change your picture after my comment kid!!!

And Kronix, u heard it ages ago cos if you READ, i made it up like 13 years ago..

the cow joke was heavy tho still....

Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:51 pm

All those in favour of tRiPsOmAnIaC licking the bollocks of an interrupting cow?

Tokin42 · Post by **Tokin42** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:03 pm

tRiPsOmAnIaC wrote:And Kronix, u heard it ages ago cos if you READ, i made it up like 13 years ago..

i dont think he was talking to you numb nuts

bl8o m8o · Post by **bl8o m8o** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:48 pm

hahahahahahahahahahaha the top 1s a classssseeeek

layabout guy · Post by **layabout guy** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:36 pm

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Tank!

Tank who?

You're welcome!

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:58 pm

knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue

little boy blue who?

michael jackson

i heard this on a recording of an a perfect circle concert in between songs

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