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GREATEST KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE OF ALL TIME!!!!!!
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:13 pm
by tRiPsOmAnIaC
ok, i made this one up myself when i was like 9...
'knock-knock'
'who's there?'
'eye eeep'
'eye eeep who?'
HAHAHA.. u nasty fuck! u eat poo!! HAHAHAHA.... too much...
Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:48 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
u made it up wen u wer 9 so u thought it might be funny on a site intended for over 16 yr olds?
hmmmmmmm
Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2004 10:19 pm
by tRiPsOmAnIaC
well looking at your picture you're using, it looks like i hit the right audience..little kid
Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:19 pm
by PipeDan
Guy 1: Knock, Knock
Guy 2: Who's There
Guy 1: The Interrupting Cow
Guy 2: The Interu-
Guy 1: MOO!
I don't know why I like this one so much, but the first time I heard it I was high and couldn't stop laughing.
Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 3:22 pm
by Funk Doctor
See, PipeDan's joke was funnt, tripsomniac's joke made me try to gauge out my eyeballs with a pencil.
And wash your mouth with soap, boy, before I take off my belt.
Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:26 pm
by HEAVYhitter
PipeDan wrote:Guy 1: Knock, Knock
Guy 2: Who's There
Guy 1: The Interrupting Cow
Guy 2: The Interu-
Guy 1: MOO!
I don't know why I like this one so much, but the first time I heard it I was high and couldn't stop laughing.
I got one just like that.
Guy1: Knock knock.
Guy 2: Who's there?
Guy 1: The interupting pirate.
Guy 2: The interup-
Guy 1: ARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Just thought I'd add that one in.
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:57 pm
by BUDA
greatest knock knock jokes i do't even think knock knock jokes can be great...........
Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:35 pm
by GodHand Kronix
Wow...wait a minute, you didn't make up that joke. I heard that one a long ass time ago. Sorry.
Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 2:49 pm
by BUDA
you lot suck!
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:09 pm
by tRiPsOmAnIaC
sharper image????? isnt that breaching copyright to an existing name?? i thought MCs were meant to be creative.. oh well, theres always one i guess
and Cusmar Doja whoever you are, u KNOW to change your picture after my comment kid!!!
And Kronix, u heard it ages ago cos if you READ, i made it up like 13 years ago..
the cow joke was heavy tho still....
Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:51 pm
by Weedguru_Fire_Inside
All those in favour of tRiPsOmAnIaC licking the bollocks of an interrupting cow?
Re: you lot suck!
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:03 pm
by Tokin42
tRiPsOmAnIaC wrote:And Kronix, u heard it ages ago cos if you READ, i made it up like 13 years ago..
i dont think he was talking to you numb nuts
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:48 pm
by bl8o m8o
hahahahahahahahahahaha the top 1s a classssseeeek
Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:36 pm
by layabout guy
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:58 pm
by flynn
knock knock
who's there?
little boy blue
little boy blue who?
michael jackson
i heard this on a recording of an a perfect circle concert in between songs
