QUick one-two line jokes

Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:01 am

Everyone has a good quick joke

heres mine: Whats the grossest thing ever?
When you're banging a pregnantchick and someone grabs ur dick

i know its disgusting but it always gets a laugh or two. so what are your favorite short jokes?

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:19 am

That was absolutely nasty.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sat Jun 05, 2004 12:29 am

lol...

I heard this one from the hallway of my dorm:

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

....Two. One to screw it in, and one to suck my dick"!

Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:46 pm

just heard a good dead baby joke so here it is.

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends on how hard u throw them.

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 12:15 am

......... YOU GUYS ARE SICK!

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Jun 08, 2004 7:28 pm

lol...

I heard this one from a stand up comic on tv.... laughed my ass off for like 5 minutes!

"Man, I woke up this morning, and I could feel tension mounting....

....Tension is my dog...."

Eclectic · Post by **Eclectic** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:25 pm

my girlfriend has some really bad one liners

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks 'so why the long face'?

personal dead baby favorites:

whats the difference between the severed head of a dead baby, and an apple?

i don't ejaculate all over an apple before i eat it

whats the diff between an dead baby and a fridge?

the fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it

i got a bunch more somewhere

Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 11:54 pm

nice more dead baby joke

i got a few more for you

whats blue and kicking in the corner?
baby in a bag

whats blue and not kicking?
same baby 2 weeks later.

whats the difference between a 1965 chevy and 23 dead babies?
i dont have a 1965 chevy in my garage

whats more fun than throwing dead babies off of a building?
catchin em with a pitchfork

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:30 am

More dead baby jokes here

bong man · Post by **bong man** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 2:48 am

what does a blonde to after she brushes her hair?

pull her pants up!!

JoYnT · Post by **JoYnT** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 5:48 am

bong man wrote:what does a blonde to after she brushes her hair?

pull her pants up!!

I don't understand

bong man · Post by **bong man** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 1:54 pm

it means shes got alot of hair down town so she brushes it.

Heigh · Post by **Heigh** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:32 am

there really corny.

Why is diahreah inhereted?

IT runs in the family jeans!!!

Have you heard that godzilla has diahareea?

REALLY!??! ITs all over town!

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:02 am

i told this one to chicka on msn the other night.....

what does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

wipes his ass

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 9:02 am

oooh ooooh just thought of another....

what do fat chicks do in summer?

stink

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