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Using a friends piss for drug test.........

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I think Im goin to have to take a drug test in the next couple of days, i cant use my piss cause ive only been clean for 2 days now. I want to use a friends piss, but im concerned with those fuckin heat checkers on the cup you piss in. Any body perfected a method in doing this.... any help is much appreciated
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you have to have the test? how old are you - is it in work? if you are in skool, bunk the day. if it's nothing to do with work or anything that couldn't be fucked up by you missing it just fuck the test off.
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no it was for a job, im 19 but it too late now cause I went in for the interview today they showed us around and had a fuckin drug testing place in the facility! so i had to use my own piss, and im basically fucked
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Word of advice... Dont apply to places that test for drugs...

Or be prepared for it at the least...
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I used to chill with a "natural bodybuilder" and he would go into a bathroom before the piss test (which was done infront of a doctor) take a 3inch syringe and inject clean urine directly into his bladder for the test.
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rakanishu15 wrote:I used to chill with a "natural bodybuilder" and he would go into a bathroom before the piss test (which was done infront of a doctor) take a 3inch syringe and inject clean urine directly into his bladder for the test.
Ive never heard of doin that before....

Dont know if i should belive it...
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hmm..wouldnt that "fresh" piss mix with the piss thats already in there...?
If u want to passa a drug test do wut my dad does go to a head shop and buy a little squirt bottle full of synthetic piss...it even comes wit a little heat pack so its the same temp :D 200% guarentee on it!

P.S. My dad got the job :P
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rakanishu15 wrote:I used to chill with a "natural bodybuilder" and he would go into a bathroom before the piss test (which was done infront of a doctor) take a 3inch syringe and inject clean urine directly into his bladder for the test.
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Post by Hughgro »

When you get ur drug test ur usually in a bathroom, what i did was got some clean piss and put it in the cup, then plug the drain and fill the sink with hot water and leave it in for a few mins
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rakanishu15 wrote:I used to chill with a "natural bodybuilder" and he would go into a bathroom before the piss test (which was done infront of a doctor) take a 3inch syringe and inject clean urine directly into his bladder for the test.
HAHAH im sorry but thats bullshit dude :lol:
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T@kE_a_H!t wrote:hmm..wouldnt that "fresh" piss mix with the piss thats already in there...?
If u want to passa a drug test do wut my dad does go to a head shop and buy a little squirt bottle full of synthetic piss...it even comes wit a little heat pack so its the same temp :D 200% guarentee on it!

P.S. My dad got the job :P
Thats a option that works. Theres also things at headshops that you can get that makes you pass drug tests for about 4 hours then it wears off. Those work too. How my ma got a job quite a few years ago.
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I pissed and the nurse had a thing that could tell right then and the results came back inconclusive. SHe said they were gonna send it to the lab to see for sure so am i basically fucked or is there still a slight chance?
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IMO You're screwed. Sorry man :o
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Chicka wrote:IMO You're screwed. Sorry man :o
Im with chicka with this one. Don't stress to much there is nothing u can do now shit happens.
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Agent187 wrote:I pissed and the nurse had a thing that could tell right then and the results came back inconclusive. SHe said they were gonna send it to the lab to see for sure so am i basically fucked or is there still a slight chance?
I wouldnt say your fucked. But i wouldnt count on passin it either. Jus be bias about it and whatever happens happens. Dont stress over it bro.
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