It comes as little surprise to learn of Condi ‘UberBitch’ Rice’s involvement in the authorization of torture methods now outlawed, but which were adopted by the CIA and other mercenaries during the Bush regime. These methods include waterboarding, sleep deprivation (recorded examples of a detainee subjected to a constant 180 hours, shackled head to toe, […]

Due to my recent sudden and cruel return to the working world I have been unwilling to do much in the evenings other than get savagely stoned. This is needed to offset the shock value of moving abruptly, from a 2 year old routine of Sleep at 3-5am, Wake at 11am-1pm, to a dehumanizing 12-1am […]

Savage Serpents… The cryptozoological community launched an attack on our souls last week when a report was published in Historical Biology, which claimed “Three new large marine mammals, so-called sea-serpents, are extremely likely to be discovered”. The cursed devil jackals of the water world are thankfully assumed to be living in remote and seldom visited […]

World Summary… The dalai lama has spoken out against the chinese occupation of his homeland, on the eve of the anniversary of the 1959 tibetan uprising which was crushed after three bloody years. The buddhist man-god talked of life in Tibet as a ‘hell on earth’ for his tibetan brethren. He asked why China is […]

World Summary Here in Melbourne, people are still counting the cost of the dead and destroyed after forest fires razed several townships to the ground, consumed 700 homes and slaughtered 150+ humans and scores more of non-human creatures, last weekend, beginning with Saturday’s insidious 45C heatwave. Unforunately, it appears that some of the fires were […]